The Indisputable Bong

It's 5th of September and it's Teacher's Day. Memories run inside my mind when I think of this day(I am sure it's the same with you guys as well). Even if we have done our schooling from different schools still all of us have or had the same kind of teachers. Now that I have grown up I get the feeling that these different type of teachers and their subjects really taught me a thing or two about tackling different situations in life as well as provided me valued life lessons. I was really scared of maths during my school time, uh, well still I am(I use the calculator for simple plus-minus). Jokes apart, it was really painful for me to see how the other students grabbed the subject perfectly and me lagging behind. Actually I was scared of the whole number thing. Now that I think of it, I understand that I never understood or aced it because I was afraid of it. Life lesson - Never be scared of things which you have to do in order to reach the next step. After...

Periods. It meant classes which we had in the schools for me till I grew old and came to know that it has another meaning. Yeah right, menstruation. Slowly I learnt from the girls and ladies(girls means the young ones and ladies means the older ones, haha) around that my periods is something which I should not discuss in the public(but anyway am discussing it). Umm, actually for few months am seeing a rapid rise in the number of girls who are speaking about their periods. That's actually good but it's bugging me as well because I smell publicity and men in this. Like uh, can you girls please stop discussing about something which nobody wants to see or discuss about.For instance, why on earth do you have to run a marathon in your periods without using a sanitary napkin or tampons? This lady claimed to have done this so that other women feel proud about their periods rather than hide away in shame. Really? Hide away in shame? Listen, no one hides away. We carry on with our ...

During the month of February, I usually get flooding with the list of days approaching before the so-called Valentines' Day. Propose day, rose day, kiss day, teddy day, slap day and what not. But according to me, we should not particularly celebrate these days during the month of February only. One of the day which we really need to celebrate every now and then is the Slap day. Especially the slap day only because some of the people out there really need a tight slap sometimes to set their mind and behaviour right. So here's presenting a list with whom most of us would love to celebrate Slap day! 1. The so-called English pros with bad English Look around. You will definitely find at least one person who have zero knowledge of english themselves but they will find faults with other's english. And topping it like a cherry on the cake is that, most of this masters in english(pun intended) holds a degree in English honours. 2. Who lie on the face Again look around. T...

I was looking for a topic to write my next blog when an old friend suggested me to write on the world famous Harry Potter. I usually mock people and things in my blog and I was in quandary that how to ridicule one of my favorite films and author. So, once I made my brain work, I wondered how much the components of the film\novel Harry Potter is relevant in real.  Well, so here's a muggle pointing out few of the things from the film which looked good in the film but will not be so good in the reality. In the movie,  an individual female with magic abilities is called a witch and these witches are beautiful and talented. Now, think about calling a girl "witch" in reality. We traditionally connect ugliness,wickedness with the term witch in reality so don't you dare calling a girl witch if you don't want her to give you a piece of her mind. How they see witch in the film How we see witch in reality Now comes moving stairs or the gran...

Hey everyone, my last blog on girls was very much well received. Boys also enjoyed it equally and laughed while reading it(one girl friend of mine was questioned by her boyfriend about the texting part). So, this time I have chose the boys, as the indisputable bong does not spare anybody. Everybody should be treated and trolled equally,right? Well, boys are mostly all similar in nature like the girls but most of them has got the brains unlike the girls(take no offence girls,learn to accept remember?). Boys are made of three components:Pride, Competition and Domination. They allow nothing which hurts their pride,tolerates nothing which they consider a competition and dominates something from which they feel threatened. And for your information, they consider girls as their biggest competitor. Losing to a girl is their biggest failure. Don't say no-no boys as, if this was not the thing then, the dialogue which goes like "ladki se haar gaya?" wouldn't have been so ...

GIRLS are mysterious creatures isn't it? After the nature if something is really beautiful then it has to be the girls. Now this pretty little things are really hard to understand. So hard that sometimes they them self fail to understand themselves. But there are few things about a girl which is laughable and which can make girls appreciate me or kill me after reading this. Well, every girl out there likes her eyes and lips. Trust me, everyone of them thinks that they are gifted with the most beautiful pair of eyes and that oh-so-pretty lips. You will definitely find a close up picture of the girl in her Facebook profile highlighting her eyes and lips. And if you succeed to praise her these two assets then, congrats, you are in her "good people" list. Every girl also thinks that she is different from the other girls. Now run your brains and you will surely remember at least one girl telling you that "I am not like other girls". Right huh? But then again th...

So... have you heard that Ireland has become the first country to legalize same sex marriage? If not, then now you know. Few days ago, while writing my exam paper, I started laughing(which was not loud) on a thought which was hitting my mind during that moment when concentration should be at its best. I am sure that you are wondering what thought was it? Well, I was thinking that how will be the life of the child of the homosexual parents? Makes you wonder right? Well, the upbringing of the kid with same-sex parents will be totally different and he/she will grow up with altogether a different perspective of life. First of all the schools,colleges, et cetera should print two new type of forms. One form will have two spaces for Mother's name and another form will have two spaces for Father's name. Now it will be up to us that which form we choose. The child will never get to write essays on "My Mother" if he has got two fathers and, no "My Father...