The Indisputable Bong

I was looking for a topic to write my next blog when an old friend suggested me to write on the world famous Harry Potter. I usually mock people and things in my blog and I was in quandary that how to ridicule one of my favorite films and author. So, once I made my brain work, I wondered how much the components of the film\novel Harry Potter is relevant in real.  Well, so here's a muggle pointing out few of the things from the film which looked good in the film but will not be so good in the reality. In the movie,  an individual female with magic abilities is called a witch and these witches are beautiful and talented. Now, think about calling a girl "witch" in reality. We traditionally connect ugliness,wickedness with the term witch in reality so don't you dare calling a girl witch if you don't want her to give you a piece of her mind. How they see witch in the film How we see witch in reality Now comes moving stairs or the gran...

Hey everyone, my last blog on girls was very much well received. Boys also enjoyed it equally and laughed while reading it(one girl friend of mine was questioned by her boyfriend about the texting part). So, this time I have chose the boys, as the indisputable bong does not spare anybody. Everybody should be treated and trolled equally,right? Well, boys are mostly all similar in nature like the girls but most of them has got the brains unlike the girls(take no offence girls,learn to accept remember?). Boys are made of three components:Pride, Competition and Domination. They allow nothing which hurts their pride,tolerates nothing which they consider a competition and dominates something from which they feel threatened. And for your information, they consider girls as their biggest competitor. Losing to a girl is their biggest failure. Don't say no-no boys as, if this was not the thing then, the dialogue which goes like "ladki se haar gaya?" wouldn't have been so ...