The Indisputable Bong

I have not blogged for two months and I was kicking myself for not managing to write anything during that period. But I hope you already know that it is not always possible to do what we want due to certain circumstances (curse you work, tiredness and sleep). “Oh come on, you are not a Disney princess that everything will be good and perfect for you all the time,” I said to myself in order to calm down. But then I started counting exactly how many of these Disney girls had/have a better life than me…and there I found them! Sleeping beauty She slept for 100 years, and I don’t even remember the last time I slept for 8 hours. She wakes up to her saviour prince Phillip when she finally opens her eyes and I usually wake up to emails from my boss ranting about the last ppt I made. But that apart, honestly, I will knock off this Phillip guy if he kisses to wake a sleep-deprived person like me. No one needs you anymore Phillip! Rapunzel Her silky long hair is around 70 feet i

After watching both the Annabelle movies, I am sure doll lovers like me will literally think twice before purchasing a big doll like that the next time. Already a lot of people have warned me that the dolls I have could be possessed like her but I never really paid any attention to them because I know my innumerous dolls are NOT evil. But then one sleepless night, I wondered what if someday this Annabelle doll appears in my house and refuses to leave? That got me thinking that what should I do with an evil doll like her? Firstly, makeover time She needs it big time. I don’t see why I will scare myself further with her existing haircut, that long white dress and over-the-top makeup? Hair chopped, shorter clothes (definitely no white clothes on her anymore) and a sober make up this time. Okay, better! Training session (I hope it works)- It’s been too long that Annabelle has stopped being a doll. Making her watch movies which have dolls (thank you Toy Story) might make her und

I am receiving hate emails in huge numbers since Wednesday, July 5, 2017. These were a gesture to the last blog I wrote which, according to most of my readers, was offensive in nature as the love between them and the love of their life is too strong to be valid with that blog. I am called a “pathetic arrogant/unlovable girl who can never make a boyfriend” by a sling of people in the ever-popping emails. It hurt me a bit. So, to refresh my mood, I went alone for the Spider-Man Homecoming movie. And bam! I realised that Spider-Man is exactly the guy I need as my boyfriend. He will save my travel time and money . My web-slinger boyfriend can be my best money-saving transport. All I have to do is cling to him and I reach office or anywhere on time with no traffic blues at all. We are also a pair made in heaven . Since I am a journalist and he is a freelance photographer, we can actually coordinate. You see, while I will do the news reporting part, he will be the cameraperson

  First of all, who needs a boyfriend? Second, girls do need them. On one hand, we are talking about empowering girls every day and on the other hand, girls don’t think twice before asking boys for petty favours. The breed of boys—being mostly chicken head gets swayed away with every request the girl makes without thinking twice (or maybe they think but they do what they are told anyway!). So does that make them good hearted? No, that makes them dumb! Boyfriends, take note! Spending on girlfriends You know what, you would have been rich if you had saved your money rather than spending it on your girlfriend. From recharge to buying her new outfits, chocolates, teddies, getting her even those things which bear huge price tags, kidneys, and what not…you are just wasting it. You are her boyfriend not father, remember? And let’s be honest, do you really think she makes you buy all those clothes for her to impress you only? Got my point? Believing whatever they say Don’t be a dumbass

                                                    I have a dog in my life and within few days of staying with him, I fell in love with him and poured my tender feelings on a blog called ONCE YOU HAVE A DOG, YOU WILL NOT NEED THESE FEW THINGS! Was I stupid? Yes! After few days, I understood he is not what he seems. And hey, you! Yes YOU reading this, too should realise this soon. Blog readers, look through my eyes and you will understand that… They snatch your food They are in love with your food even before you put it on the plate for yourself, thanks to their shameless nose. They keep on staring at it and tug your clothes repeatedly before you are even halfway through finishing it. Their stomach are made in hell. They take over your undergarments …and you dare snatch it back from them. However loyal and loving is that furry friend to you, once it has its teeth on your undergarments, it can easily growl at you and bite your hands. Oh hey you dog, did I care for you day

You take birth, you go to school, you study hard, and then you study harder and splurge a lot of money…why? Just to get a good job at the end after using all your parent’s money. And when you get the job, what do you do? You think about why you have to go to work every day, why do you have to get up early all the time and moreover why do you have to WORK? One of you is me. Though I am all smiles to work, sometimes I get carried away thinking of what could have eased my 8 hours of madness. The Work Spotter So that nobody steals my work and ideas. Chances are you are also a victim, I mean almost all of us do the work but unlikeable circumstances arise like your senior not paying attention to the work you have done or someone else walking with the credit instead.This is really something which should not happen. Can someone make this? Time Sweeper Because who wants to sit in for 8 hours at a go after all? And most importantly when you are done with your work and

Bras were a blessing all these years to me. But since the time changed, they changed. Also, the way to use it changed. I was curating another blog but came to this after seeing a lot of exposed bras and the way they are being given the centre stage nowadays. The question is, do I fit in the scenario carried on by a lonnnnggg list of XX chromosome? I will find out! Bra is an accessory  ...and are not worn the way the term ‘ undergarment ’ suggests and you can very well see that. Sometimes from beneath a see-through top, sideways of the top, and along the straps of the top—you can find them peeking and screaming for attention. Showing the bra is on trend. Do I fit in?   NO. Bras are what I consider wearing under my clothes and not as an accessory. They now mostly come in honeymoon prints Bra makers by now should understand that not everyone has a boyfriend who is waiting for racy pictures. See-through fabric, lace, ribbons, bows and all those sweet little things change the t

Airplane tickets are now made affordable. Result? People who thought twice even before checking the airlines’ websites will go get their tickets. Did you know that air travel is an entertaining experience? I see people freezing after they enter the airport, confused about what to do and where to go. So what’s better than a frequent flier like me helping you adjust in the environment without looking like a first-time traveller? Get an internet connection before you leave for the airport Or just connect your phone to the airport WiFi once you step in the airport. This enables you to let people on your social media accounts, especially Facebook, to know that you are travelling—to be precise travelling by "plane". Being at the airport gives you a wealthy feeling after all! Now that leads to point number two, dressing well . All brands, fancy clothes, ironed shirts, best pair of jeans, and the trendiest pair of shoes come out of the wardrobe when travelling by air. You

A for Apple, B for Boy, C for Cat (pussy cat baybee)….and M for Molester! Yes, yes sits apt for the 21st century where if you are a girl, you better hide your body under your bra, camisole, top, dress, shrug, bed sheet and what not! But COME ON, none of these is going to help you because a molester has his way, ALWAYS! After The Viral Fever boss, another biggie from ScoopWhoop is being accused of sexual assault in the workplace. You see, molesters can come in any form and anywhere. But since no one is going to assist you to escape them, I let my thoughts flow and came up with five gadgets we dangerously need to be fitted in our body to fight molesters at workplace and road. 1.    “He-Touched-My-Butt” alarm Your butt is the very first thing a potential molester checks out. They surely have a liking for soft things, I guess. They look for every chance to rub their hands on your bottom which comes in different mass (of course, having a small butt is not going to save you). So, when

Stare. Touch. Imagine. These three activities top the favourite pass-time of most of the boys. Okay, I said MOST, so the good guys out there, please don’t personally email me to rant about me being a feminist, which I am NOT! Now, girls are always the victim of these three activities (Okay, boys too sometimes if the stalker is a gay). From self-defense classes to giving an answerback—everything is tried and tested but, alas, nothing work on the guys who have sworn to make the poor little girls’ life miserable. Since someone has to give in and more or less it has to be the girl doing so, let’s be a little more practical for our own good. Dress down First things first, your dress. I get all those “girls have all the freedom to choose what they want to wear” blahs, but admit it, the more you show, the more they look at you and then the process starts. Let’s take a moment to dress without much of your skin show. Please note that I am not telling you to wear a blanket. Keep a rela

There are thousands of pains in this world. One of them is having a considerably small b-line or as they call it boobs . I usually write things I observe or the things I face, so no prize for guessing that your blogger is once again related to this case. I was going through my pictures today and while looking a bit down from my face, there it was—I asked God, why this injustice? Few of the things are really not for girls like me in this world till things start developing in us either by hook or by crook(I mean either you take proper steps or let your boyfriend take). The moment you think that you have the power to own everything in this world, stop, because you can't. For example, Push-up bra . Don’t they look so gorgeous when the most important asset in the female body peep out like the half-rose sun from the top of the outfit? It’s just a dream for girls in my team as the poor push-up bra needs something to push UP after all--which is hardly there. Not your fault dear push-up

Having short hair looks fetch but it is the long hair that turns heads. But as they say, all good things come with a drawback(s). I have long hair for the last 10 years and have my own share of a love-hate relationship with it. I washed my hair yesterday and while detangling them today, I just thought of the struggles I face every day and felt that the world should know it too before they just look and appreciate them. Before I start, long haired girls, a huge round of applause for you (after you are done reading, clap back for me because I am writing this for you). -You are the first suspect if there's hair in the food Since you have the longest hair among the people around, it has to be you according to them— even if it is not you. All disgust-filled faces turn towards you making you feel that you have done one of the biggest mistakes a human can ever do. -Checking heads Having a long hair and travelling in public transports is a big risk. Yes, let me ex

                                     The air is so-so dirty with the rising rate of pollution. It is not even breathable but hopefully, you can breathe this week as love is mixed in the air. Welcome to Valentine’s week and thankfully few days of this precious week has already passed. Now, since I am a girl (okay, maybe a slightly pretty girl), people are expecting that I might be celebrating this week with its elements with boys showering gifts over me. The answer is a big NO to clear the expectations. I never even got a proper proposal ever. Then my curious mind wondered that what could be the reason that boys just stay away from me? I mean I know that I hold grudges for Valentine’s Day but how come boys never approach me. I have solid reasons to be likeable to the opposite sex. I get superheroes and gaming- That means when we go to a superhero movie; I won’t be questioning you about the characters or find it exaggerated. Also, I know how to gun down people spot-on in the vid

I had this lonnnng time fear of dogs because I was chased by them not once or twice but five times. Thus, the fear is palpable. And when a dog came to my house as a pet, things weren’t different. I was scared to the extent seeing that animal barking at me and ready to tear the flesh out of me. Thankfully, things became normal and the fear somehow vanished. Then I saw the things in a dog which is far more greater than just barking and sniffing. I spent an entire week with my dog recently and got to know some pretty interesting things. You don’t need an alarm In that 1 week, I slept without opening the clock section of my phone as I knew after the first morning that I don’t require an alarm clock for the rest of the week. It is nasty to wake up to somebody smearing your face with saliva but you can feel the love and effort in that activity. And that makes it worth it. Clearly not a boyfriend While my friends hide the marks of their wild nights with their boyfriends under th