The Indisputable Bong

Airplane tickets are now made affordable. Result? People who thought twice even before checking the airlines’ websites will go get their tickets. Did you know that air travel is an entertaining experience? I see people freezing after they enter the airport, confused about what to do and where to go. So what’s better than a frequent flier like me helping you adjust in the environment without looking like a first-time traveller? Get an internet connection before you leave for the airport Or just connect your phone to the airport WiFi once you step in the airport. This enables you to let people on your social media accounts, especially Facebook, to know that you are travelling—to be precise travelling by "plane". Being at the airport gives you a wealthy feeling after all! Now that leads to point number two, dressing well . All brands, fancy clothes, ironed shirts, best pair of jeans, and the trendiest pair of shoes come out of the wardrobe when travelling by air. You

A for Apple, B for Boy, C for Cat (pussy cat baybee)….and M for Molester! Yes, yes sits apt for the 21st century where if you are a girl, you better hide your body under your bra, camisole, top, dress, shrug, bed sheet and what not! But COME ON, none of these is going to help you because a molester has his way, ALWAYS! After The Viral Fever boss, another biggie from ScoopWhoop is being accused of sexual assault in the workplace. You see, molesters can come in any form and anywhere. But since no one is going to assist you to escape them, I let my thoughts flow and came up with five gadgets we dangerously need to be fitted in our body to fight molesters at workplace and road. 1.    “He-Touched-My-Butt” alarm Your butt is the very first thing a potential molester checks out. They surely have a liking for soft things, I guess. They look for every chance to rub their hands on your bottom which comes in different mass (of course, having a small butt is not going to save you). So, when