The Indisputable Bong

I am receiving hate emails in huge numbers since Wednesday, July 5, 2017. These were a gesture to the last blog I wrote which, according to most of my readers, was offensive in nature as the love between them and the love of their life is too strong to be valid with that blog. I am called a “pathetic arrogant/unlovable girl who can never make a boyfriend” by a sling of people in the ever-popping emails. It hurt me a bit. So, to refresh my mood, I went alone for the Spider-Man Homecoming movie. And bam! I realised that Spider-Man is exactly the guy I need as my boyfriend. He will save my travel time and money . My web-slinger boyfriend can be my best money-saving transport. All I have to do is cling to him and I reach office or anywhere on time with no traffic blues at all. We are also a pair made in heaven . Since I am a journalist and he is a freelance photographer, we can actually coordinate. You see, while I will do the news reporting part, he will be the cameraperson

  First of all, who needs a boyfriend? Second, girls do need them. On one hand, we are talking about empowering girls every day and on the other hand, girls don’t think twice before asking boys for petty favours. The breed of boys—being mostly chicken head gets swayed away with every request the girl makes without thinking twice (or maybe they think but they do what they are told anyway!). So does that make them good hearted? No, that makes them dumb! Boyfriends, take note! Spending on girlfriends You know what, you would have been rich if you had saved your money rather than spending it on your girlfriend. From recharge to buying her new outfits, chocolates, teddies, getting her even those things which bear huge price tags, kidneys, and what not…you are just wasting it. You are her boyfriend not father, remember? And let’s be honest, do you really think she makes you buy all those clothes for her to impress you only? Got my point? Believing whatever they say Don’t be a dumbass