Oh Boy!

Hey everyone, my last blog on girls was very much well received. Boys also enjoyed it equally and laughed while reading it(one girl friend of mine was questioned by her boyfriend about the texting part). So, this time I have chose the boys, as the indisputable bong does not spare anybody. Everybody should be treated and trolled equally,right?
Well, boys are mostly all similar in nature like the girls but most of them has got the brains unlike the girls(take no offence girls,learn to accept remember?). Boys are made of three components:Pride, Competition and Domination. They allow nothing which hurts their pride,tolerates nothing which they consider a competition and dominates something from which they feel threatened. And for your information, they consider girls as their biggest competitor. Losing to a girl is their biggest failure. Don't say no-no boys as, if this was not the thing then, the dialogue which goes like "ladki se haar gaya?" wouldn't have been so famous. I mean either they take us to be superior or a tad too inferior.
Now,let me make the air about "equality" clear to you.This species called boys talk about equality among boys and girls but they can never resist a girl doing the same thing as they do. So, they will smoke,drink and party and when they see a girl do the same, then she is termed as the "bad girl" by them.
Boys think that they have the universal right upon football and only they have the knowledge about Man U,Chelsea and all.So, if a girl claims that she is a football fan too, then do expect their eyes to pop out and also be ready to face their investigative questions to check whether you are a genuine fan or not.
They also take pride in their knowledge on gaming and superheroes. If a guy is not playing CS or FIFA or don't have the knowledge about Batman, Superman et cetera then, they don't consider them to be among one of them. They don't say it but somewhere in their heart they do feel it.
Boys have this very habit to have a pre conceived  notion of girls being dumb and deep inside their heart they know that they can do a lot of things bigger and better(I am 100% sure about this). But, if they find a girl smarter than them, then congrats, they will start admiring you from that very moment.
Boys consider themselves the winner in everything but when it comes to Facebook, then I feel bad for them. A girl uploading a selfie 5 minutes ago has 30 likes, a boy who uploaded his selfie 5 days ago has the same likes.

Most of the boys have a Facebook album called "I,me and myself" in which they got the exclusive collection of their pictures from every angle.Only they feature in the pictures of this album(no family,no friends). Girlie side of boys, you see? They are also the 90% contributor of the "likes" in a girl's picture and the reason why we see semi clad picture of girls on Facebook(less cloths make boys happy, huh?).
You really astound me boys,when Katrina wearing very less cloth is "Hot",a Hollywood chick wearing less clothes is "Amazing", and when it is a normal girl wearing it, then the reaction is slut,whore,bitch and what not. But yeah, you don't stop staring at any of the cases. Staring is your in-built feature.

Now a piece of suggestion for you boys. If you have a secret crush on that pretty girl whom you look at every now and then without her knowledge, then just be a man and go and tell her that you like her. The thing is that she is already aware of your glancing activity. In case you don't know, girls are very good observers.

NOTE: I really second the quote about boys which says "The boys who are my friends is the reason why I don't trust boys" Pun Intended!