2016: And the world ends?


If it was 2012 last time, it is 2016 this time. Well, in case you don't know what I am talking about then let me tell you that I mean the rumour doing rounds about the possibility of the end of the world in the mid 2016. Yes, it is actually all over the internet (not my fault that you don't stay updated).
Freaking out already? Well, don't because you can't do anything about it. But what you can do is take a tip or two from me to celebrate your (remaining) days before getting doomed. 


Don't think twice before investing on food..





We saw the best of food all these years and munched upon tasty chicken, burgers, pizzas, donuts, cupcakes et cetera to our heart’s content. It’s actually very sad that we will miss this goodness and are not even sure if the next human race would discover such masterpieces. So for your stomach's sake savour those delicious plates of happiness while you are still alive. After all the real joy lies in having good food.

Chubby people, please lose weight..



Well, you gained your tyres all these years and that's totally fine but please don't make yourself a liability for other people who might run slow to give you company while you are gasping for breath due to your humongous figure when the street behind you is cracking up and gulping people.


Propose that person..


So, officially it is the end of the world and it is not the time to think about rejections. Bring out your courageous side in these very last few moments and end up confessing your feelings to that person. Don't die in regret.
Additionally, if you were waiting for the day to give a piece of your mind to that person who pisses you off since a long time so that's it, your time has come.
WARNING: I don’t take responsibilities for the after effects of the additional part.



Buy that thing which you always wanted to..


I agree that money matters and to fulfill this mentioned wish, that is what you need. But you should also understand that some of our dreams do not always turns out to be what we thought of. So even if you can’t buy exactly what you wanted, buy something close enough to it. That way at least you will have what you needed, err, well kind of.






Explore as much as you can.. (this is mostly for the lazy ones and home bounds)


So before it all gets destructed, do take a stroll around and explore. There’s no point to sit at home and browse internet or read a book. Even I have started implementing this on my day to day life.





Apart from these, spend time with your family and loved ones which I hope I don't need to explain why and stuffs. 
You can also leave notes and signs stating your existence. Do this basically for the next human race (if any) for them to find out later on that what we were and what we had(this doesn't makes sense but, still). 


NOTE: It is not yet proven if the world is actually going to end this year. If you still haven’t read anything about it then click the link below and practice what I preached.


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