The Performers of Facebook Circus-Which one is you?

Hi everyone. I have been very busy lately and thus, my mind couldn’t churn out any new blog. But then I opened up Facebook and boom, it never fails to give me ideas. This so-called Facebook has actually categorized people. Once I started counting it, the list rose. You will definitely fall under any of these.

The Pretty & Lucky Committee- When I say this, it include both boys and girls. In Facebook, you just cannot garner likes if you are pretty; you have to be lucky too. Well, I should say that Facebook is made for them. They post a picture, 100 Likes within one hour. They feel hungry, people support them by liking their status and posting food stickers on the comment section. They share the same post shared by at least five people before them, but still they manage to get the highest likes. Life is cool for them online!

The Forgotten ones- They come, they post their pictures and statuses, they wait, they come again but, the notifications are always at its least. Mostly boys are the victim of this suffering but there are some girls in my list who post picture-perfect photos and face the same misfortune. Poor peeps.

The High-Thinkers- They can teach about life and current affairs to anybody if one read their statuses (I read sometimes). They have their take on everything. Their status comprises of the overall analysis of a particular event and even when they know that nobody is reading it, they never give up. PS- You should stop this, RIGHT NOW. Keep a blog instead.

The Feminist Club- …or the women’s rights activists. They miraculously find contents on female and women empowerment and share them with a blah remark. The same people make fun of the XX chromosome when not online.

The Spectators- To start with, if they comment on things you are posting, you are really lucky. They are the one who know what exactly is going in your life by extracting the information you post online and storing it in their brain. They never go close to the like and comment portion because they have this unknown mental disorder which refrain them from doing so.
Note: They are the one who tell you that they don’t come online at all. Now you know.

The English Eaters- They are the one who still doesn’t know the difference between its and it’s, there and their, hear and hair, et cetera. Once in a while, I feel like going to the comment box and offer them to be their Facebook manager, but then something inside reminds me that I am not jobless. Whatsoever, their writing makes my brain to come out and jump inside their head to slap their brain.

The Commentators- Their precious like and comment is present in almost everybody’s pictures and statuses of their friend list. But when they do, make sure you reciprocate. If you ignore them, they will stop this activity and you will lose your one guaranteed like and comment.

The Time Killers- They have ample time to kill time and the source they choose to do so is Facebook (wow, high five). I have no idea what is that they seek there. People of this category should lend their time to busy people like us. We promise we won’t waste it, really.

NOTE: It is the people who morph and use your photos and not Facebook, so stop posting that copy-pasted notice. Thank you.