5 Gadgets of My Imagination to Fight Molesters!

A for Apple, B for Boy, C for Cat (pussy cat baybee)….and M for Molester! Yes, yes sits apt for the 21st century where if you are a girl, you better hide your body under your bra, camisole, top, dress, shrug, bed sheet and what not! But COME ON, none of these is going to help you because a molester has his way, ALWAYS! After The Viral Fever boss, another biggie from ScoopWhoop is being accused of sexual assault in the workplace. You see, molesters can come in any form and anywhere. But since no one is going to assist you to escape them, I let my thoughts flow and came up with five gadgets we dangerously need to be fitted in our body to fight molesters at workplace and road.

1.    “He-Touched-My-Butt” alarm
Your butt is the very first thing a potential molester checks out. They surely have a liking for soft things, I guess. They look for every chance to rub their hands on your bottom which comes in different mass (of course, having a small butt is not going to save you). So, whenever this person comes and touches it, the alarm screams saying “He-Touched-My-Butt”. Bang! Now everyone knows!

2.    Eye Scanner
There are two types of girls—one who knows that a guy is watching her, another one has no idea, whatsoever. This gadget will help both types. Just move your head around and it will give you details about which guy looked at you decently and the one lecherously.

3.    Thought Bubble
I heard boys are masters in fantasising. Did you know, a guy daydreams about his desires even while working? So, in case that weirdo is imagining of taking you to the bed, the Thought Bubble will play his imagination over his head in a bubble on full public display.

4.    Perv Spotter
Men can easily fool us. While some have "PERVERT" written on their face, some are hard to identify and they slowly prey on the women. This gadget will immediately help you tell if the boy is a jerk or not, so you can briskly walk away even before they approach you.

5.    Beam Watch
Enough of scanning and spotting, now time to hit them. Not all of us are trained how to instantly kick them between their legs or punch that filthy face. This is where the Beam Watch on your wrist which delivers electric shock will help. Why a watch? Because it is better than the stun gun which you keep inside your bag and it takes the time to bring that out.
Just target, shoot and stun. One molester down!

PS- Never be afraid of your molester.