Reasons Why Boys Are The Lucky Bitches

Why do we need boys? Umm, okay let me think. For doing the logical thinking, real fights, tech talks, money splurge, and of course for getting pregnant. Well, accept it, when God was creating us, he indulged into favoritism. Why else he will give the boys some of the added luxuries? They are like…

-You cannot catch me  

Your hymen breaks, you are out of the league of being called, uh, pure. They do that (even several times), and you will never know. You only have to depend on his yes, no, and performance to know and predict whether he is a virgin or not.
Tip from other articles- If he performed nice in your first time, ditch him right away!

-Entitled to be called intelligent(duh!)

Put a girl and a boy in a competition. I bet most of them will already know that the boy will win. Even I think like that. You see, they are qualified to be judged as the one with more brains even before performing. And if a spectacle accompanies the eyes, then there is no chance that the girl will even be considered as a choice.

-Yes, I am innocent (as if)

Girls are cruel I know, but it is always the boy that plays the “innocent card” and practice the blame game. Break up? The girl did. Seduced? The girl did. Why failed the exam? Due to the girl. Why did you trust her? She made me feel so. The guys are never at fault. They are always the innocent angels, you see?

-I can mute you
Sometimes they are so-so dumb and sexist at the same time, that you lose the urge or motivation to answer back to their statement. I have faced many and the recent one was like, "How can girls listen to a full song? We boys skip". I really don't know how somebody sane can answer something thiiiiis irrelevant.

-They are evil and they know it

If you see a guy talking about women empowerment and girl power, just partially believe him. The XY chromosome is designed in such a way that they cannot helm you as the headman ever. They will time and again make you realize that you are a step lower to them. They are exactly like those female antagonists in the Hollywood teen movies who publicly demeans you and laugh it off like nothing happened. Well, that's so girlish of them, right?

Nonetheless girls, deal with them like you deal with the sun, moon, jerks, bad hair days, and periods. 

NOTE from blogger- Dear girls, don't be intimidated by the boys. They are so much like us with just a bagful of pride.