No Place For Girls With Small B**BS!

There are thousands of pains in this world. One of them is having a considerably small b-line or as they call it boobs. I usually write things I observe or the things I face, so no prize for guessing that your blogger is once again related to this case. I was going through my pictures today and while looking a bit down from my face, there it was—I asked God, why this injustice? Few of the things are really not for girls like me in this world till things start developing in us either by hook or by crook(I mean either you take proper steps or let your boyfriend take).

The moment you think that you have the power to own everything in this world, stop, because you can't. For example, Push-up bra. Don’t they look so gorgeous when the most important asset in the female body peep out like the half-rose sun from the top of the outfit? It’s just a dream for girls in my team as the poor push-up bra needs something to push UP after all--which is hardly there. Not your fault dear push-up bra, we understand.

Deep neck clothes- Now, now, who is interested to see a flat surface? No one. Too bad that there is nothing for us to flaunt with our not so generously God-gifted asset.

Cleavage- Wait, what? What the hell is that? Of course, a sharp division line between the asset which looks fantastic AND about which we(the semi-flat club) don’t even know about. Actually, we don’t even know how cleavage will look on us. A tight squeeze of arms together also doesn’t help. *Sighs*

The bikini joke- That’s the last thing we would want to wear. Imagine we fooled the world with padded bras and suddenly they get to know about the real quantity inside those cups when water passes through them on a bright sunny day at the beach. Such shame!

Congratulations, you are NOT sexy- Sexy is having a good grammar, I read somewhere. F**k that! People see your b**bs and butt before you show them your grammar power. So, my dear unlucky girls, you are NOT sexy till you speak.

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Tip- Never stand sideways and close to the camera while taking selfies with your friends or alone. You are actually giving people a better view of your almost flat chest.

PS- Happy Women’s Day! Don’t go for the size!