Not So Likeable Attempts to Keep Guys Away( the JERK ones )

Stare. Touch. Imagine. These three activities top the favourite pass-time of most of the boys. Okay, I said MOST, so the good guys out there, please don’t personally email me to rant about me being a feminist, which I am NOT! Now, girls are always the victim of these three activities (Okay, boys too sometimes if the stalker is a gay). From self-defense classes to giving an answerback—everything is tried and tested but, alas, nothing work on the guys who have sworn to make the poor little girls’ life miserable. Since someone has to give in and more or less it has to be the girl doing so, let’s be a little more practical for our own good.

Dress down
First things first, your dress. I get all those “girls have all the freedom to choose what they want to wear” blahs, but admit it, the more you show, the more they look at you and then the process starts. Let’s take a moment to dress without much of your skin show. Please note that I am not telling you to wear a blanket.

Keep a relationship status
Even if you are not in a relationship, fake it. Nobody likes to indulge in something which already is in utilisation by someone else. Smooth.

Stop the sweet talk
Forget those days when your sweet talk used to be a normal thing. Now, it is an invitation. You don’t have to be good to everybody thinking that it will hurt their feelings if you don't be a sugar mill verbally, remember? Put your sweet mode inside your pocket.

Stop highlighting your two beautiful assets
Okay, do you know it is your lips and your eyes that are the culprits? Yes, I get that your boobs and butts are equally responsible but, those two beautiful things on your face draw the guys towards you. Reason? You highlight them. And since they won’t stop, you have to. Bye-bye kohl, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, lip balm and what not.

Finally, STOP being a girl
The girlier you are, the more they are after you. You know what, even if it is not zero but very less of these jerks mess around with a visibly strong girl whom they know can answer back. Be THAT girl. Don’t seek help, be the help yourself.

NOTE: It hurt me while writing this blog because even I don’t agree or like what I suggested, but the times have changed. If something unfortunate happens to you, it’s your life that would be spoiled and not the offender.

That is the sad truth and let's just deal with it.