8 types of people who deserve 365 days of Slap Day!

During the month of February, I usually get flooding with the list of days approaching before the so-called Valentines' Day. Propose day, rose day, kiss day, teddy day, slap day and what not. But according to me, we should not particularly celebrate these days during the month of February only. One of the day which we really need to celebrate every now and then is the Slap day. Especially the slap day only because some of the people out there really need a tight slap sometimes to set their mind and behaviour right. So here's presenting a list with whom most of us would love to celebrate Slap day!

1. The so-called English pros with bad English
Look around. You will definitely find at least one person who have zero knowledge of english themselves but they will find faults with other's english. And topping it like a cherry on the cake is that, most of this masters in english(pun intended) holds a degree in English honours.

2. Who lie on the face
Again look around. This time also you will find people who will lie in the most shameless manner. Its like they also know that their lie is looking like a lie,but they will lie anyway. A guy once told me that he wears only branded clothes but trust me every piece of cloth worn by him seemed like he begged them from a beggar. Usually girls are way ahead of boys in this(Sorry girls, I have met many of you who do this).

3.The narcissists who have no reasons to be a narcissist
This category of people are the most annoying to come across. The narcissist boys and girls will only and only love their face(even if they are ugly or there are more beautiful and handsome people around),their phone,their nature,their habit,their dressing,their way of interaction et et cetera et cetera phew!! If you want to have a good time making fun of them then just don't agree to whatever they say and then see their face.

4. The fashion disaster cum  fashion critic
Sorry boys, but girls will beat you any day in being the "I am the fashion bee" thing. You will find many of the people(mostly girls) discussing about how wrongly the other girl is wearing it even before not taking a glance of herself on the mirror.

5.Who don't practice what they preach
They say I don't study, but they will study all day long. They say never lie, but they are the big fat liars themselves. They will tell you in a straight face that they are not jealous but they are the one burning from inside every now and then. Somebody please slap them to and tell them to only use one mask at a time.

6.The self proclaimed Supreme Courts
They drop in like the angels from the Axe commercials to give in their verdict on any topic which people are discussing. They double up as the lawyer+judge speaking about the topic and and giving their judgement.

7.The Selfish giant
They can take help from you any time but when it comes to returning the favour they always have a custom made reason to not help you.And these shameless creatures will also not think twice before returning to ask for more favours. Ugh remember, how we all had that one selfish friend who used to collect all the notes from everyone but was never ready to share it?

8. The over the top girls
They scream when they see insects, they overreact when they see their crush, they can't eat in the roadside stalls because they are very unhygienic to them, they are noisy and they think that is enough to make boys fall in love with them.. Someone needs to slap these kind of girls and tell them to get lost where nobody can see or find them.

NOTE: This was my list. Readers are very much encouraged and allowed to add the kind of people they want to slap in the list.