My Periods Wish list- I bet you want them too!

How do you feel when an unwanted guest keeps coming to your place every month to irritate you with its nature and  leaving a painful experience for you every time? Doesn’t sound good, right?  Yes, that’s what the periods every month does to me and leaves me to lament about it and do nothing at the end. But this time, I have let my mind take over my mood swings given by my periods at the moment and chalk down few of the things I really-really need to make me at least not hate my monthly friend.

A sanitary napkin that lasts all day long without compromising the hygiene

Yes, of course…why not? I would pay extra if some company comes up with this as long as it spares me visiting the washroom ten times a day just to change. And seriously, if this really comes true then half of the girls worried about their periods would stop complaining. How wonderful is that!

An app that notifies us about leaking

It is sometimes annoying how the apps I have in my cell phone keeps notifying me about something or the other eventually bringing the battery down. But, I would not mind an app blinking and notifying me that how long the current pad will take to overflow and might cause leaking. Oh wow, this app would be god send.

A magical stone sucking up the periods pain

I have seen people wearing gemstone-attached rings on their finger for several reasons and that ups my hope about having a stone of that sort and wearing it as a ring during my chum-time to get a much needed relief from the breath-stopping pain. Even a stone like the Sorcerer's Stone of Harry Potter will work and I would happily carry it inside my pocket or bag, no complaining, really.

A comfortable shield to wear inside

Remember, how you were functioning carefree and all unaware of the dash of blood in your trouser or dress, till someone pointed out to you about the stain? Yes, this shield is going to save us from a major public embarrassment by not letting the stain reach the cloth if it unfortunately leaks.

 A week long holiday

Since it does stays for that long, a seven days (or more, sounds great) rest is quite suitable. Schools, colleges, offices are you listening?

An “ON PERIODS” sign

As the one-week holiday thing is sounding not-so-possible anytime soon, a custom made sign of “on periods” for the bleeding girls will make the people around you aware of your condition and hence, they would avoid speaking nonsense in front of you which pisses you the time when they don’t know that what is going on inside you. A badge, a wristband...anything will work.

NOTE- I can’t guarantee you about all the things mentioned above but, what you can do is circulate this post so that it somehow reaches a potential app maker, a scientist, a lawmaker and probably someone who can help us with the magical stone to turn my written words into reality.