The Indisputable Bong

Having short hair looks fetch but it is the long hair that turns heads. But as they say, all good things come with a drawback(s). I have long hair for the last 10 years and have my own share of a love-hate relationship with it. I washed my hair yesterday and while detangling them today, I just thought of the struggles I face every day and felt that the world should know it too before they just look and appreciate them. Before I start, long haired girls, a huge round of applause for you (after you are done reading, clap back for me because I am writing this for you). -You are the first suspect if there's hair in the food Since you have the longest hair among the people around, it has to be you according to them— even if it is not you. All disgust-filled faces turn towards you making you feel that you have done one of the biggest mistakes a human can ever do. -Checking heads Having a long hair and travelling in public transports is a big risk. Yes, let me ex...

                                     The air is so-so dirty with the rising rate of pollution. It is not even breathable but hopefully, you can breathe this week as love is mixed in the air. Welcome to Valentine’s week and thankfully few days of this precious week has already passed. Now, since I am a girl (okay, maybe a slightly pretty girl), people are expecting that I might be celebrating this week with its elements with boys showering gifts over me. The answer is a big NO to clear the expectations. I never even got a proper proposal ever. Then my curious mind wondered that what could be the reason that boys just stay away from me? I mean I know that I hold grudges for Valentine’s Day but how come boys never approach me. I have solid reasons to be likeable to the opposite sex. I get superheroes and ...

I had this lonnnng time fear of dogs because I was chased by them not once or twice but five times. Thus, the fear is palpable. And when a dog came to my house as a pet, things weren’t different. I was scared to the extent seeing that animal barking at me and ready to tear the flesh out of me. Thankfully, things became normal and the fear somehow vanished. Then I saw the things in a dog which is far more greater than just barking and sniffing. I spent an entire week with my dog recently and got to know some pretty interesting things. You don’t need an alarm In that 1 week, I slept without opening the clock section of my phone as I knew after the first morning that I don’t require an alarm clock for the rest of the week. It is nasty to wake up to somebody smearing your face with saliva but you can feel the love and effort in that activity. And that makes it worth it. Clearly not a boyfriend While my friends hide the marks of their wild nights with their boyfriends under th...

...it takes a painful period to write something about periods.. They say there is a positive side to everything. I say, there is a positive side to most of the things. Today I figured out that the 'most' include periods too. Through all the rants every month, I have found the sunshine this time. Yes, exactly. Eves, be ready to nod. Adams, umm… just read for information. It gives me a chance to be in-your-face to some people Remember those times when you want to give someone some good verbal bashing but restricted your feelings and emotions because it looks amateurish? Well, now is the time! Speak your mind and then show a distressed face and sorry-this-was-mood-swing reason. This way you said things you always wanted to and the victim loses the urge to reply. Always works for me. Slows me down And that is much needed. Accept it; periods give the rest you need-- even if it’s an uncomfortable rest. I am like sleep straight and don’t move a bit t...

Why do we need boys? Umm, okay let me think. For doing the logical thinking, real fights, tech talks, money splurge, and of course for getting pregnant. Well, accept it, when God was creating us, he indulged into favoritism. Why else he will give the boys some of the added luxuries? They are like… -You cannot catch me    Your hymen breaks, you are out of the league of being called, uh, pure. They do that (even several times), and you will never know. You only have to depend on his yes, no, and performance to know and predict whether he is a virgin or not. Tip from other articles- If he performed nice in your first time, ditch him right away! -Entitled to be called intelligent(duh!) Put a girl and a boy in a competition. I bet most of them will already know that the boy will win. Even I think like that. You see, they are qualified to be judged as the one with more brains even before performing. And if a spectacle...

First of all this is not something to highlight how cool it is to be thin. Second, it is really a good feeling when you fit into clothes of all sizes. While people on the heavier side try to get leaner, they miss out the fact that being thin is not easy as life makes sure that we all suffer. I am one wafer-thin girl and I know what you go through. Keep scrolling to same-pinch me. You eat? Shut up! In case you don’t know, thin girls eat too. While it is never a question when a guy is thin, shocking expressions can be witnessed if a thin girl says that she loves eating and eats quite often. ‘Are you dieting?’, ‘Do you survive on water only?’ are some of the questions you face all the time. Sorry, no assets for you! It doesn’t matter what we wear, or more precisely how tight and enhanced clothes we wear, our cleavage and bottom never shows. It’s there but still not there. This is one of the biggest pains to see other girls flaunting their assets proudl...

Do you dream of having spider-sense and super-strength? Do you wish to fly on the sky and run like the Flash? Well... to be honest, they are not going to help you since this is a real life and not some Hollywood flick where there will be an alien invasion and the people would need you to save the day.  Thus, I have made a list of few logical superpowers which will make you happier than Batman, Spider-man, Superman, and Iron-man (and others) all together. -Automatically Get The Food You Desire Isn’t it a delight to watch those television cooks churning out mouth-watering dishes on TLC, Fox Traveller and all those food-mad channels while we surf the TV? And don’t we all wish to be one of the Masterchef judges or a food critic when we watch the cooking shows? Don’t we all look at the food pamphlets and wish to order them all? This superpower will just do that by bringing the fancied food in front of you for free. #EndOfFamineInTheWorld -Reach ...