The Indisputable Bong

After watching both the Annabelle movies, I am sure doll lovers like me will literally think twice before purchasing a big doll like that the next time. Already a lot of people have warned me that the dolls I have could be possessed like her but I never really paid any attention to them because I know my innumerous dolls are NOT evil. But then one sleepless night, I wondered what if someday this Annabelle doll appears in my house and refuses to leave? That got me thinking that what should I do with an evil doll like her? Firstly, makeover time She needs it big time. I don’t see why I will scare myself further with her existing haircut, that long white dress and over-the-top makeup? Hair chopped, shorter clothes (definitely no white clothes on her anymore) and a sober make up this time. Okay, better! Training session (I hope it works)- It’s been too long that Annabelle has stopped being a doll. Making her watch movies which have dolls (thank you Toy Story) might make her und...

I am receiving hate emails in huge numbers since Wednesday, July 5, 2017. These were a gesture to the last blog I wrote which, according to most of my readers, was offensive in nature as the love between them and the love of their life is too strong to be valid with that blog. I am called a “pathetic arrogant/unlovable girl who can never make a boyfriend” by a sling of people in the ever-popping emails. It hurt me a bit. So, to refresh my mood, I went alone for the Spider-Man Homecoming movie. And bam! I realised that Spider-Man is exactly the guy I need as my boyfriend. He will save my travel time and money . My web-slinger boyfriend can be my best money-saving transport. All I have to do is cling to him and I reach office or anywhere on time with no traffic blues at all. We are also a pair made in heaven . Since I am a journalist and he is a freelance photographer, we can actually coordinate. You see, while I will do the news reporting part, he will be the cameraperson...

  First of all, who needs a boyfriend? Second, girls do need them. On one hand, we are talking about empowering girls every day and on the other hand, girls don’t think twice before asking boys for petty favours. The breed of boys—being mostly chicken head gets swayed away with every request the girl makes without thinking twice (or maybe they think but they do what they are told anyway!). So does that make them good hearted? No, that makes them dumb! Boyfriends, take note! Spending on girlfriends You know what, you would have been rich if you had saved your money rather than spending it on your girlfriend. From recharge to buying her new outfits, chocolates, teddies, getting her even those things which bear huge price tags, kidneys, and what not…you are just wasting it. You are her boyfriend not father, remember? And let’s be honest, do you really think she makes you buy all those clothes for her to impress you only? Got my point? Believing whatever they say Don’t be a dum...

                                                    I have a dog in my life and within few days of staying with him, I fell in love with him and poured my tender feelings on a blog called ONCE YOU HAVE A DOG, YOU WILL NOT NEED THESE FEW THINGS! Was I stupid? Yes! After few days, I understood he is not what he seems. And hey, you! Yes YOU reading this, too should realise this soon. Blog readers, look through my eyes and you will understand that… They snatch your food They are in love with your food even before you put it on the plate for yourself, thanks to their shameless nose. They keep on staring at it and tug your clothes repeatedly before you are even halfway through finishing it. Their stomach are made in hell. They take over your undergarments …and you dare snatch it back from them. However loyal and loving is that furry friend to you, onc...

You take birth, you go to school, you study hard, and then you study harder and splurge a lot of money…why? Just to get a good job at the end after using all your parent’s money. And when you get the job, what do you do? You think about why you have to go to work every day, why do you have to get up early all the time and moreover why do you have to WORK? One of you is me. Though I am all smiles to work, sometimes I get carried away thinking of what could have eased my 8 hours of madness. The Work Spotter So that nobody steals my work and ideas. Chances are you are also a victim, I mean almost all of us do the work but unlikeable circumstances arise like your senior not paying attention to the work you have done or someone else walking with the credit instead.This is really something which should not happen. Can someone make this? Time Sweeper Because who wants to sit in for 8 hours at a go after all? And most importantly when you are done with your work and ...

Bras were a blessing all these years to me. But since the time changed, they changed. Also, the way to use it changed. I was curating another blog but came to this after seeing a lot of exposed bras and the way they are being given the centre stage nowadays. The question is, do I fit in the scenario carried on by a lonnnnggg list of XX chromosome? I will find out! Bra is an accessory  ...and are not worn the way the term ‘ undergarment ’ suggests and you can very well see that. Sometimes from beneath a see-through top, sideways of the top, and along the straps of the top—you can find them peeking and screaming for attention. Showing the bra is on trend. Do I fit in?   NO. Bras are what I consider wearing under my clothes and not as an accessory. They now mostly come in honeymoon prints Bra makers by now should understand that not everyone has a boyfriend who is waiting for racy pictures. See-through fabric, lace, ribbons, bows and all those sweet little thing...

Airplane tickets are now made affordable. Result? People who thought twice even before checking the airlines’ websites will go get their tickets. Did you know that air travel is an entertaining experience? I see people freezing after they enter the airport, confused about what to do and where to go. So what’s better than a frequent flier like me helping you adjust in the environment without looking like a first-time traveller? Get an internet connection before you leave for the airport Or just connect your phone to the airport WiFi once you step in the airport. This enables you to let people on your social media accounts, especially Facebook, to know that you are travelling—to be precise travelling by "plane". Being at the airport gives you a wealthy feeling after all! Now that leads to point number two, dressing well . All brands, fancy clothes, ironed shirts, best pair of jeans, and the trendiest pair of shoes come out of the wardrobe when travelling by air. You ...