The Indisputable Bong

It's a New Year but I know many of you may suffer from the  same heartbreaks, disappointments, insecurities, and bad days like last year and the year before that and so on. The reason is that you have not learned any lessons from the years that have passed and overlooked some facts which you should have known long ago.  So, why not get it straight out for once and all?  Well, your crush likes someone else And t hat could be the reason why he/she never paid attention to you in the first place. Or maybe you have not tried just enough to get their attention. More followers? It’s not how it looks  Never-ever feel bad about having less number of followers or likes on your social media accounts. Those having 1000+ followers can be seen having just about 100 likes on their pictures. So see, around 90% of their followers do not even give a fuck! So when in doubt, check their number of followers and then the number of likes on their pictures. Simple! Gi...

I have not blogged for two months and I was kicking myself for not managing to write anything during that period. But I hope you already know that it is not always possible to do what we want due to certain circumstances (curse you work, tiredness and sleep). “Oh come on, you are not a Disney princess that everything will be good and perfect for you all the time,” I said to myself in order to calm down. But then I started counting exactly how many of these Disney girls had/have a better life than me…and there I found them! Sleeping beauty She slept for 100 years, and I don’t even remember the last time I slept for 8 hours. She wakes up to her saviour prince Phillip when she finally opens her eyes and I usually wake up to emails from my boss ranting about the last ppt I made. But that apart, honestly, I will knock off this Phillip guy if he kisses to wake a sleep-deprived person like me. No one needs you anymore Phillip! Rapunzel Her silky long hair is around 70 feet i...

After watching both the Annabelle movies, I am sure doll lovers like me will literally think twice before purchasing a big doll like that the next time. Already a lot of people have warned me that the dolls I have could be possessed like her but I never really paid any attention to them because I know my innumerous dolls are NOT evil. But then one sleepless night, I wondered what if someday this Annabelle doll appears in my house and refuses to leave? That got me thinking that what should I do with an evil doll like her? Firstly, makeover time She needs it big time. I don’t see why I will scare myself further with her existing haircut, that long white dress and over-the-top makeup? Hair chopped, shorter clothes (definitely no white clothes on her anymore) and a sober make up this time. Okay, better! Training session (I hope it works)- It’s been too long that Annabelle has stopped being a doll. Making her watch movies which have dolls (thank you Toy Story) might make her und...

I am receiving hate emails in huge numbers since Wednesday, July 5, 2017. These were a gesture to the last blog I wrote which, according to most of my readers, was offensive in nature as the love between them and the love of their life is too strong to be valid with that blog. I am called a “pathetic arrogant/unlovable girl who can never make a boyfriend” by a sling of people in the ever-popping emails. It hurt me a bit. So, to refresh my mood, I went alone for the Spider-Man Homecoming movie. And bam! I realised that Spider-Man is exactly the guy I need as my boyfriend. He will save my travel time and money . My web-slinger boyfriend can be my best money-saving transport. All I have to do is cling to him and I reach office or anywhere on time with no traffic blues at all. We are also a pair made in heaven . Since I am a journalist and he is a freelance photographer, we can actually coordinate. You see, while I will do the news reporting part, he will be the cameraperson...

  First of all, who needs a boyfriend? Second, girls do need them. On one hand, we are talking about empowering girls every day and on the other hand, girls don’t think twice before asking boys for petty favours. The breed of boys—being mostly chicken head gets swayed away with every request the girl makes without thinking twice (or maybe they think but they do what they are told anyway!). So does that make them good hearted? No, that makes them dumb! Boyfriends, take note! Spending on girlfriends You know what, you would have been rich if you had saved your money rather than spending it on your girlfriend. From recharge to buying her new outfits, chocolates, teddies, getting her even those things which bear huge price tags, kidneys, and what not…you are just wasting it. You are her boyfriend not father, remember? And let’s be honest, do you really think she makes you buy all those clothes for her to impress you only? Got my point? Believing whatever they say Don’t be a dum...

                                                    I have a dog in my life and within few days of staying with him, I fell in love with him and poured my tender feelings on a blog called ONCE YOU HAVE A DOG, YOU WILL NOT NEED THESE FEW THINGS! Was I stupid? Yes! After few days, I understood he is not what he seems. And hey, you! Yes YOU reading this, too should realise this soon. Blog readers, look through my eyes and you will understand that… They snatch your food They are in love with your food even before you put it on the plate for yourself, thanks to their shameless nose. They keep on staring at it and tug your clothes repeatedly before you are even halfway through finishing it. Their stomach are made in hell. They take over your undergarments …and you dare snatch it back from them. However loyal and loving is that furry friend to you, onc...

You take birth, you go to school, you study hard, and then you study harder and splurge a lot of money…why? Just to get a good job at the end after using all your parent’s money. And when you get the job, what do you do? You think about why you have to go to work every day, why do you have to get up early all the time and moreover why do you have to WORK? One of you is me. Though I am all smiles to work, sometimes I get carried away thinking of what could have eased my 8 hours of madness. The Work Spotter So that nobody steals my work and ideas. Chances are you are also a victim, I mean almost all of us do the work but unlikeable circumstances arise like your senior not paying attention to the work you have done or someone else walking with the credit instead.This is really something which should not happen. Can someone make this? Time Sweeper Because who wants to sit in for 8 hours at a go after all? And most importantly when you are done with your work and ...