The Indisputable Bong

Bras were a blessing all these years to me. But since the time changed, they changed. Also, the way to use it changed. I was curating another blog but came to this after seeing a lot of exposed bras and the way they are being given the centre stage nowadays. The question is, do I fit in the scenario carried on by a lonnnnggg list of XX chromosome? I will find out! Bra is an accessory  ...and are not worn the way the term ‘ undergarment ’ suggests and you can very well see that. Sometimes from beneath a see-through top, sideways of the top, and along the straps of the top—you can find them peeking and screaming for attention. Showing the bra is on trend. Do I fit in?   NO. Bras are what I consider wearing under my clothes and not as an accessory. They now mostly come in honeymoon prints Bra makers by now should understand that not everyone has a boyfriend who is waiting for racy pictures. See-through fabric, lace, ribbons, bows and all those sweet little thing...

Airplane tickets are now made affordable. Result? People who thought twice even before checking the airlines’ websites will go get their tickets. Did you know that air travel is an entertaining experience? I see people freezing after they enter the airport, confused about what to do and where to go. So what’s better than a frequent flier like me helping you adjust in the environment without looking like a first-time traveller? Get an internet connection before you leave for the airport Or just connect your phone to the airport WiFi once you step in the airport. This enables you to let people on your social media accounts, especially Facebook, to know that you are travelling—to be precise travelling by "plane". Being at the airport gives you a wealthy feeling after all! Now that leads to point number two, dressing well . All brands, fancy clothes, ironed shirts, best pair of jeans, and the trendiest pair of shoes come out of the wardrobe when travelling by air. You ...

A for Apple, B for Boy, C for Cat (pussy cat baybee)….and M for Molester! Yes, yes sits apt for the 21st century where if you are a girl, you better hide your body under your bra, camisole, top, dress, shrug, bed sheet and what not! But COME ON, none of these is going to help you because a molester has his way, ALWAYS! After The Viral Fever boss, another biggie from ScoopWhoop is being accused of sexual assault in the workplace. You see, molesters can come in any form and anywhere. But since no one is going to assist you to escape them, I let my thoughts flow and came up with five gadgets we dangerously need to be fitted in our body to fight molesters at workplace and road. 1.    “He-Touched-My-Butt” alarm Your butt is the very first thing a potential molester checks out. They surely have a liking for soft things, I guess. They look for every chance to rub their hands on your bottom which comes in different mass (of course, having a sm...

Stare. Touch. Imagine. These three activities top the favourite pass-time of most of the boys. Okay, I said MOST, so the good guys out there, please don’t personally email me to rant about me being a feminist, which I am NOT! Now, girls are always the victim of these three activities (Okay, boys too sometimes if the stalker is a gay). From self-defense classes to giving an answerback—everything is tried and tested but, alas, nothing work on the guys who have sworn to make the poor little girls’ life miserable. Since someone has to give in and more or less it has to be the girl doing so, let’s be a little more practical for our own good. Dress down First things first, your dress. I get all those “girls have all the freedom to choose what they want to wear” blahs, but admit it, the more you show, the more they look at you and then the process starts. Let’s take a moment to dress without much of your skin show. Please note that I am not telling you to wear a blanket. Keep a rela...

There are thousands of pains in this world. One of them is having a considerably small b-line or as they call it boobs . I usually write things I observe or the things I face, so no prize for guessing that your blogger is once again related to this case. I was going through my pictures today and while looking a bit down from my face, there it was—I asked God, why this injustice? Few of the things are really not for girls like me in this world till things start developing in us either by hook or by crook(I mean either you take proper steps or let your boyfriend take). The moment you think that you have the power to own everything in this world, stop, because you can't. For example, Push-up bra . Don’t they look so gorgeous when the most important asset in the female body peep out like the half-rose sun from the top of the outfit? It’s just a dream for girls in my team as the poor push-up bra needs something to push UP after all--which is hardly there. Not your fault dear push-up...

Having short hair looks fetch but it is the long hair that turns heads. But as they say, all good things come with a drawback(s). I have long hair for the last 10 years and have my own share of a love-hate relationship with it. I washed my hair yesterday and while detangling them today, I just thought of the struggles I face every day and felt that the world should know it too before they just look and appreciate them. Before I start, long haired girls, a huge round of applause for you (after you are done reading, clap back for me because I am writing this for you). -You are the first suspect if there's hair in the food Since you have the longest hair among the people around, it has to be you according to them— even if it is not you. All disgust-filled faces turn towards you making you feel that you have done one of the biggest mistakes a human can ever do. -Checking heads Having a long hair and travelling in public transports is a big risk. Yes, let me ex...

                                     The air is so-so dirty with the rising rate of pollution. It is not even breathable but hopefully, you can breathe this week as love is mixed in the air. Welcome to Valentine’s week and thankfully few days of this precious week has already passed. Now, since I am a girl (okay, maybe a slightly pretty girl), people are expecting that I might be celebrating this week with its elements with boys showering gifts over me. The answer is a big NO to clear the expectations. I never even got a proper proposal ever. Then my curious mind wondered that what could be the reason that boys just stay away from me? I mean I know that I hold grudges for Valentine’s Day but how come boys never approach me. I have solid reasons to be likeable to the opposite sex. I get superheroes and ...