The Indisputable Bong

So it's just few hours left for us to enter in a brand new year. While most of you have made your plans for this 31st night, some(like me) are still confused about what to do. Umm, but I can surely tell you how to and how not to celebrate your new year.  Do -Party It is quite obvious that most of you are going to party whole night or so. But I am sure that there are some out there who are not partying due to various reasons like, no friends,no party space or super strict parents etc. But I'll tell you what, partying does not require any of the mentioned reasons. You can party in your room too and you can definitely party all alone or with just few people. All you need is some music, good food or snacks and you are all decked up for your party. Come on, nobody is going to count the elements of your party. A party is a party no matter how small it is. Gotcha? -Make resolutions which you can actually keep It is a tradition for us to make resolutions every ...

Umm, so it’s Christmas. All of you might be enjoying it by going to the church, roaming around or hanging out with your near and dear ones, watching some Christmas movies or sitcoms at home and so on. What most of you are missing out is receiving that very special gift from the jolly man, that is, Santa Claus. You don’t believe in Santa Claus, right? It’s very clear that most of you don’t. Well, you have got every reason to not believe in him and I totally understand that. But believe it or not, I receive gifts from Santa every year and I am very much sure that it is not kept on the porch of my house by my father, mother or my big-hearted elder sister. It is given by Santa himself I and believe that no matter what anyone says. Most of you might stop reading my blog by now thinking that your loving blogger is writing craps today. But the sole reason for this is that most of you never received any gifts from him all these years. Santa loves kids (no matter how grown you are) ...

Being a boy seems better for most of the girls out there. Yes, really. I have met a lot many girls who at some point of time or the other wished that they were a boy instead of a girl. Now seriously...they can go out whenever they want, they don’t have their parents hovering over them and asking where they are, when will they return home, they don’t have to spend extra bucks in the parlour and most importantly they don't have to deal with the periods every month. Woah! That’s a lot of bonus. But you know what? I was NEVER really into dreaming about being a boy because to me their life is not as cool as it seems. Don’t agree? What, you need reasons? If a girl is past her teens and is still unemployed then her parents will be happy to spend on her till she wants or till she finds a job or even after she gets a job. He has crossed his teen years and is still not employed? His parents, relatives, neighbours, peers will not let him sleep in peace. A girl pursuing Bachelo...

Growing up is a vital time in our life; especially the 20’s. While some of you are wasting it drastically by making all the wrong moves, some of you are making your way to the sunshine. And if you are reading this right now, then hopefully you will join the ones who are reaching out to all the good things in their life. Yes literally, by the virtue of her experience, your 20 something blogger can really give you some pearls of wisdom for you to change your life a bit. Okay, first things first, INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND, LOOK FOR A JOB . I know most of you out there aspire to achieve a hanging asset with you to the movie halls, parks, restaurants etc. but trust me, spending your 20’s shaping you career can be more fruitful and useful to you. I hope later on you don’t want to see your girlfriend on somebody else’s arms just because you are unemployed. Sob sob! “Honesty is the best policy”. Uh, well, sometimes but not every time. If you want to s...

To my introvert friends, Hi! I am currently writing this blog even in my busy schedule because last night I came across a crappy boy with his crappy status on Facebook saying that introverts do nothing except sitting quite and that’s why they are not popular . As an introvert (a person who focuses primarily on his/her own mind, feelings and affairs), I was deeply disturbed with his statement because I am an introvert but am popular too. But then I realized most of them out there are not. So.. I thought about compiling few things for my types to keep on being themselves and become popular in the crowd too. Umm, how about following suit and writing fun blogs like me? Trust me once you start writing a blog or I should say “a good blog”, you instantly get noticed and gain good amount of readership. This way people would be shocked to know that the person writing so charmingly is the one who stay silent most of the time (my story). It might sound not-so-cool to you ...

It's 5th of September and it's Teacher's Day. Memories run inside my mind when I think of this day(I am sure it's the same with you guys as well). Even if we have done our schooling from different schools still all of us have or had the same kind of teachers. Now that I have grown up I get the feeling that these different type of teachers and their subjects really taught me a thing or two about tackling different situations in life as well as provided me valued life lessons. I was really scared of maths during my school time, uh, well still I am(I use the calculator for simple plus-minus). Jokes apart, it was really painful for me to see how the other students grabbed the subject perfectly and me lagging behind. Actually I was scared of the whole number thing. Now that I think of it, I understand that I never understood or aced it because I was afraid of it. Life lesson - Never be scared of things which you have to do in order to reach the next step. After...

Periods. It meant classes which we had in the schools for me till I grew old and came to know that it has another meaning. Yeah right, menstruation. Slowly I learnt from the girls and ladies(girls means the young ones and ladies means the older ones, haha) around that my periods is something which I should not discuss in the public(but anyway am discussing it). Umm, actually for few months am seeing a rapid rise in the number of girls who are speaking about their periods. That's actually good but it's bugging me as well because I smell publicity and men in this. Like uh, can you girls please stop discussing about something which nobody wants to see or discuss about.For instance, why on earth do you have to run a marathon in your periods without using a sanitary napkin or tampons? This lady claimed to have done this so that other women feel proud about their periods rather than hide away in shame. Really? Hide away in shame? Listen, no one hides away. We carry on with our ...

During the month of February, I usually get flooding with the list of days approaching before the so-called Valentines' Day. Propose day, rose day, kiss day, teddy day, slap day and what not. But according to me, we should not particularly celebrate these days during the month of February only. One of the day which we really need to celebrate every now and then is the Slap day. Especially the slap day only because some of the people out there really need a tight slap sometimes to set their mind and behaviour right. So here's presenting a list with whom most of us would love to celebrate Slap day! 1. The so-called English pros with bad English Look around. You will definitely find at least one person who have zero knowledge of english themselves but they will find faults with other's english. And topping it like a cherry on the cake is that, most of this masters in english(pun intended) holds a degree in English honours. 2. Who lie on the face Again look around. T...

I was looking for a topic to write my next blog when an old friend suggested me to write on the world famous Harry Potter. I usually mock people and things in my blog and I was in quandary that how to ridicule one of my favorite films and author. So, once I made my brain work, I wondered how much the components of the film\novel Harry Potter is relevant in real.  Well, so here's a muggle pointing out few of the things from the film which looked good in the film but will not be so good in the reality. In the movie,  an individual female with magic abilities is called a witch and these witches are beautiful and talented. Now, think about calling a girl "witch" in reality. We traditionally connect ugliness,wickedness with the term witch in reality so don't you dare calling a girl witch if you don't want her to give you a piece of her mind. How they see witch in the film How we see witch in reality Now comes moving stairs or the gran...

Hey everyone, my last blog on girls was very much well received. Boys also enjoyed it equally and laughed while reading it(one girl friend of mine was questioned by her boyfriend about the texting part). So, this time I have chose the boys, as the indisputable bong does not spare anybody. Everybody should be treated and trolled equally,right? Well, boys are mostly all similar in nature like the girls but most of them has got the brains unlike the girls(take no offence girls,learn to accept remember?). Boys are made of three components:Pride, Competition and Domination. They allow nothing which hurts their pride,tolerates nothing which they consider a competition and dominates something from which they feel threatened. And for your information, they consider girls as their biggest competitor. Losing to a girl is their biggest failure. Don't say no-no boys as, if this was not the thing then, the dialogue which goes like "ladki se haar gaya?" wouldn't have been so ...

GIRLS are mysterious creatures isn't it? After the nature if something is really beautiful then it has to be the girls. Now this pretty little things are really hard to understand. So hard that sometimes they them self fail to understand themselves. But there are few things about a girl which is laughable and which can make girls appreciate me or kill me after reading this. Well, every girl out there likes her eyes and lips. Trust me, everyone of them thinks that they are gifted with the most beautiful pair of eyes and that oh-so-pretty lips. You will definitely find a close up picture of the girl in her Facebook profile highlighting her eyes and lips. And if you succeed to praise her these two assets then, congrats, you are in her "good people" list. Every girl also thinks that she is different from the other girls. Now run your brains and you will surely remember at least one girl telling you that "I am not like other girls". Right huh? But then again th...

So... have you heard that Ireland has become the first country to legalize same sex marriage? If not, then now you know. Few days ago, while writing my exam paper, I started laughing(which was not loud) on a thought which was hitting my mind during that moment when concentration should be at its best. I am sure that you are wondering what thought was it? Well, I was thinking that how will be the life of the child of the homosexual parents? Makes you wonder right? Well, the upbringing of the kid with same-sex parents will be totally different and he/she will grow up with altogether a different perspective of life. First of all the schools,colleges, et cetera should print two new type of forms. One form will have two spaces for Mother's name and another form will have two spaces for Father's name. Now it will be up to us that which form we choose. The child will never get to write essays on "My Mother" if he has got two fathers and, no "My Father...

Dear Cinderella, You are the most beautiful and the most prominent Disney princess ever. So popular that,more or less even the boys know you and your story. I remember how much I wanted to be like you when I was a child because I could relate to your dreams(not life). But as now I have grown up, I kind of hate everything about you and everything that has been shown in your story. No, I don't hate you now just like that..I have got reasons. Well, first of all let me tell you that you lack that self respect which I expect to see in a girl. Your cruel step-mother and step sisters mistreated you to the extent. But what you did? You happily became the maid of the house. Oh please Cinderella,you totally gave the wrong message. You taught us that let cruel people show their atrocity on you. Wrong message. Secondly, you behave so nicely with your step mother and step sisters even after all they do is treat you badly and make you work. What's the need of being so good t...

Few days ago, I was having a bowl of Maggi which was of course utterly tasty. The very next day came the surprising news of the recalling of Maggi noodles after sampling in Uttar Pradesh. Since that day, I haven't ate that blissful curly noodles(though it stays in my mind most of the time). I know there are a lot of Maggi fans out there. And why one should not be?  It is tasty,quick and enough for a hungry stomach. Maggi is a masterpiece according to me. It has everything which can make somebody go gaga and it also brings out the experimental chef out of you. I remember falling in love with this instant noodles from a very early age and gobbling it down every evening. I never ever missed to take part in the PR stunts of Maggi. Only a true Maggi fan knows the pain and disgust of sharing even a spoonful of it with others. Accept it or not, we Maggi fans always have Maggi behind closed doors or secretly because nobody wants to share Maggi. Right? Maggi advertisements are so so...

The horror movies scare us but still we watch them for excitement and the supernatural concept. I really love watching Hollywood horror movies and some of the Bollywood horror movies. I am sure that most of you people also love them. But after watching a horror movie today, I realized that more or less, most of the Hollywood horror movies are the same. Don’t second me on that? Okay, I will give you reasons to second me! Most of the Hollywood horror movie starts with a happy couple, their kids and their dog moving into a new house. And where is this ‘new house’ they are moving into? An already haunted looking big house which is away from the civilization (I got you from the first point only). The house already looks scary but the family moves in anyway. I am right, right? Well, wait till I remind you that the family dog is always the first one to suspect that there’s something wrong with the house. The dog barks persistently but in vain. The happy family sees no wrong i...

Friends were real. Communication was real. Pictures were real, till Facebook came into our life. Mark Zuckerburg’s brainchild redefined many things after it came into being. First and foremost, it gave the term “friends” altogether a different meaning. Why we add people as our so-called friends in Facebook? The simple answer is to increase the traffic in the friend list. More friend equals to more like in the pictures. There are three sets of people in Facebook in terms of adding friends-         a)   Who add everybody (This is mostly done by boys and some of girls who want to show everyone that how beautiful they are and fetch likes).        b)   Who add the people they know and give special consideration to the friend requests of the  beautiful girls and handsome boys.        c)   Who strictly add only the people they know (This is the safest one).         ...